As the title suggests, welcome! Thanks for making the trip over. I spent all last night using my novice computer skills perfecting templates, changing picture resolution and picking font colours.
Kate, being an illustrator and all, was a real hot ticket item to have around. It started as soon as she got home. Then I had her cornered, answering philosophical questions like, "Kate..... what's the difference between a K, and a KB?".
It took all I had, really. In fact, at this point it was already around midnight. Kate said,
"Why don't you write the actual Blog part, and worry about all the layout stuff later?"
Oh Kate. Don't you know? It's like seduction. It's like lighting smelly candles, taking a bath, offering your lover a massage... All these tricks just help get you in the mood. That's what writing is like to me. I've got to get amped for this! I've been out of commission for years now, so if I'm going to make my comeback, it better be good....
